The Kungshamra 4 featuring Lappis Gunter

Hier entsteht ein Archiv über die legendären Kungshamra 4 und Lappis Gunter; inklusive Berichten von den jährlichen Reunions.

Stupid conversations

Thales during the ride back to Stockholm when he realized the low temperature: Man – and I left the window in my room open!
 Reemt: Loser!
 Marcelo: Really? And I left my laptop in your room!
 Thales: I said window – not door.

Bouncer to Taiyo (23): Sorry, but you’re too young. And to Kristian (22): And you are far too young!

Reemt: Where is the bottle?
 Kristian: It ceased to exist.

Kristian in Taiyos car: Look – someone stole your radio.
 Five minutes later: Now where is your radio?
 Taiyo: It was stolen!

Anna: What’s your sign of the zodiac?
 Taiyo: Sniper.

Martijn, Reemt, Kristian and Taiyo by chance meet Jonas at 5 o’clock in the morning at Burger King somewhere in town. Martijn: I’m not even surprised.

Reemt: What do you know in German?
 Martijn: Gib’ mir mein Fahrrad zurück!

Reemt to Kristian while Taiyo was kissing a girl: Stop writing nazi-quotes on the car!
 Taiyo – still kissing the girl – starts laughing. The girl runs away.

Bouncer: How old are you?
Taiyo: In total we're 149.

Jonas: Kann ich mir meine Tasche abholen?
 Taiyo: Die habe ich schon gegessen.
 Jonas: Ja, das war auch meine erste Sorge: Hoffentlich hat sie Taiyo noch nicht gegessen.

Taiyo: Yoona sent me this picture and yesterday she even called me.
 Reemt: When is this going to end?

Bouncer: How many are you?
 Martijn: Seven.
 Bouncer: I’m sorry, we have a guest list.

Gunter: I hate this bird.
 Kristian: Why?
 Gunter: It ignores me.

Professor: Now for the opponent. Maybe you could talk about formal aspects later.
Girl: OK, I'll start with formal aspects.

Professor: As you can see, the case is long.
Class: Mute
Professor: Hm, well not actually long, but long ago.

Cool phrases

• Habits are really bad once you have them. Especially bad habits. Kristian

• Where is the cage for the accused? Deryl in the Swedish supreme court

• Girls are so cruel. Men have feelings too. Horny feelings, but they are still feelings. Martijn

• Ah – a gaim! Kristian

• Taiyo is as gay as Schindlers list is a comedy. Martijn

• One group is missing. Professor, looking into the class

• Let’s make another brake; I still have a toe left. Marcelo during the ride back to Stockholm when the temperature dropped to some -22°C – again

• This reminds me of winter. Jonas during snowfall and -10°C

• Is that ice? Wuahhhhhh! Tamara on the ferry back from Helsinki shortyl before she slipped.

• Ich schlaf’ doch nicht mit einer, mit der Du schon geschlafen hast – da hol’ ich mir ja alle Kinderkrankheiten. Jonas zu Taiyo

• Go away! Woman to Jonas after some 3 seconds

• Du bist sehr übsch, aber ich glaube Du bist böser Garakter. Swedish girl to Taiyo, after some two minutes of conversation

• Hast Du das schon oft zu einem Mädchen gesagt? same girl

• Jag heter Peter. Jonas – permanently

• The Czech Republic had colonies in north America? Tine to Michael while playing Trivial Pursuit

• Brain fart Hungarian expression for blackout

• Tolf – wie zwolf  Tine to Taiyo when trying to teach him Swedish

• You are nice, but I think you just want to have sex. Giovanna to Taiyo at their first meeting after some 15 minutes

• Chello – chow are you? Roggy – permanently

• ’Sch’ ist sehr swirig. Finnish girl to Taiyo

• Wie heißt die noch einmal? Kreuzfeld Jakob Torte? Jonas - thinking of Schwarzwälder Kirsch cake

• So necrophilia is not a crime in Sweden? Yippee! Raivo during the criminal law course

• Within the EU there is free trade – isn’t it? Ai Ling, after three courses on EU-law

• Man soll das Kind nicht begraben, bevor es tot ist. Reemt

• If you drink, you don’t drive; if you don’t drive you drink Kristian explaines the general Finnish attitude towards alcohol

• The main ingredients for a relationship are fear, suppression and a little bit of torture. Martijn

• Isn’t it inhuman to send a child to Germany? Lotta during a lesson in family law

• It is really hard to stay outside the Union ….. I’m talking about the Swedish labour unions, not the European one here. Teacher

• Du lebst doch auch in Lappis – richtig? Ach ja, tust Du nicht. Reemt to girl on the phone which he eventually did NOT get to date

• My dad is German! Taiyo (half Austrian, half Japanese)

• If you don’t stop harassing me, I’ll call the police. Paulinas reaction to a SMS by an anonymous member of the Kungshamra 4 feat Lappis Gunter

• Would you like to come to the toilet with me? Swedish girl to Kristian in the Lab

Top 12 Things during Stockholm 2002/2003

1) Reemt running into the wall
2) Gunter getting kicked out of Café Tivoli
3) Taiyo accidentially headbanging a girl from behind
4) Gunter taking the black-jack cards from the croupier and trying to shuffle them
5) Reemt, Martijn, Kristian and Taiyo coming to a corridor-party with empty hands, eating, drinking, talking only with each other and leaving again
6) Reemt, Gunter, Kristian and Taiyo pretending they were students at the Kungliga Handels Högskolan
7) Gunters reaction after Taiyo “knocked” on his door
8) Reemt and Taiyo uninvited having lunch at the expenses of UNICEF ….. twice
9) Gunter and Taiyo getting cought by the police when trying to sell starköl ….. before selling a single can
10) Jerries English: distributation, agriment, block of exemption, I have possibility..., protection (instead of production), etcetera
11) Reemt tasting a chilli (which Taiyo took by mistake and therefore offered to him)
12) Tine falling down the stairs … with her head first … hitting every single stair